Safe!

[11:21] Anthony Ha: I dreamt that I was in love last night
[11:21] Anthony Ha: which means I'll probably be single for another 4 years
[11:23] Tu-Anh Nguyen: HAHAAH aww...
[11:24] Anthony Ha: I hate nice dreams
[11:24] Anthony Ha: the more nice dreams I have, the worse my real life gets
[11:24] Anthony Ha: I hope to god I never dream about winning the lottery
[11:24] Tu-Anh Nguyen: cuz...you wanna win the lottery?
[11:25] Anthony Ha: Kind of
[11:25] Anthony Ha: but you see, reality always turns out to be the extreme opposite of my dreams
[11:25] Anthony Ha: so if I win the lottery in a dream, I will go bankrupt in reality
[11:25] Tu-Anh Nguyen: for you really?
[11:26] Anthony Ha: I didn't dream about winning the lottery
[11:26] Anthony Ha: I did dream about getting raped by Michael Jackson
[11:26] Anthony Ha: when I woke I'm like "whew, I'm safe."
[11:26] Anthony Ha: And then he died.