Tuesday, September 13, 2011

My Name's Stallone, You Twat

[14:30] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: [Sylvester Stallone says Expendables 2 will be] a love letter to martial arts
[14:30] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: WITH NO FUCKING ASIAN PEOPLE
[14:31] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: wtf is that shit
[14:31] Anthony Ha: except Donnie Yen
[14:31] Anthony Ha: One Donnie Yen is enough for the entire cast.
[14:31] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: no
[14:31] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: you can't say it’s a love letter
[14:31] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: and fucking not have more Asian people
[14:31] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: it’s like writing an actual love letter
[14:31] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: misspelling the girls name
[14:31] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: and attaching a grocery list to it
[14:31] Anthony Ha: these days "martial arts" doesn't necessarily imply the East anymore
[14:32] Anthony Ha: Knights and people who use bayonets are considered "martial artists" now.
[14:32] Anthony Ha: Which means
[14:32] Anthony Ha: STALLONE, BRING ON THE KNIGHTS AND BAYONETS!
[14:33] Anthony Ha: That's on MY fucking grocery list
[14:33] Anthony Ha: "Susan, don't forget the plate mail and zweihander on the way home."
[14:33] Anthony Ha: "My name's Susanne, you dick."
[14:34] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: APOLOGIES SHERRY
[14:34] Ephraim Anatoly Egan: I WILL NOT MISPRONOUNCE YOUR NAME AGAIN

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