The Ghosts of the Night are in Heat

[04:30] Ashlynn Mcclure: I got a coke bottle body, do you think its to extreme to always be in gym clothes? I love showing off my body ;-) Do u have pictures?
[04:31] Anthony Ha: This will go hilariously wrong.
[04:31] Ashlynn Mcclure: Well i have pics but they are not on this pc, all i have is the cam. Want me to turn it on??
[04:32] Anthony Ha: And it's getting worse.
[04:32] Ashlynn Mcclure: lol sure y wouldnt u want to see me?! well let me put something on cuz i am half naked right now brb real quick
[04:32] Anthony Ha: And now for my favorite Francis Bacon quotes.
[04:33] Ashlynn Mcclure: i have a tight bra on lmao
[04:33] Anthony Ha: "A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open."
[04:33] Ashlynn Mcclure: ok visithttp://roulettevideotalk.com/r/ashlinn and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite button... I'm ready now but no bra on :-/ it popped lmao guess my tits are too big
[04:34] Anthony Ha: Come on. Even chat bots need to know their Francis Bacon.
[04:34] Ashlynn Mcclure: This site is great cuz they have new technology that assures me people can't record me. I dunno what i'd do if my parents saw this lol
[04:34] Anthony Ha: "Acorns were good until bread was found."
[04:35] Ashlynn Mcclure: fill out your cc info for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now
[04:36] Anthony Ha: "Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable." Perhaps you should rethink your career choice, you cute little artificial unintelligence you.
[04:36] Ashlynn Mcclure: I'll do anything you want me to do.. Are you watching me? I can't webcam with you on the site till you register :-(
[04:36] Anthony Ha: I agree. Francis Bacon is boring.
[04:36] Anthony Ha: Perhaps it's time to spice it up with quotes from Apocalypse Now.
[04:36] Ashlynn Mcclure: honey I'm sooo Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
[04:37] Anthony Ha: "You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment..."
[04:37] Ashlynn Mcclure: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
[04:37] Anthony Ha: Wow, now I sound like a serial killer who murders strippers. Hrm...
[04:38] Anthony Ha: Alright, I know I'm drunk and all, but I really think it's time for me to block you. G'night random-latenight-haranguing-chatbot!
[04:38] Meebo Message: Ashlynn Mcclure is offline

I Also Play Chess By Myself *sadface*

To Tu-Anh Nguyen (who never responded)

[21:28] Anthony Ha: ahoy
[21:28] Anthony Ha: before you start talking to me like a normal human being
[21:29] Anthony Ha: please be aware that I'm REALLLL drunk right now
[21:29] Anthony Ha: then again, you may not even be there
[21:29] Anthony Ha: you may have forgotten to log off, as you oft do.
[21:29] Anthony Ha: And as such, I shall ramble to my heart's content
[21:29] Anthony Ha: to this shadow of an internet entity you've left for me to converse with.
[21:30] Anthony Ha: I shall start with my appreciation of cheese.
[21:30] Anthony Ha: Indeed, cheese is nothing more than delicious mold.
[21:30] Anthony Ha: Made from the udders of a creature that smells like ass regardless of the farm or field from which it was raised.
[21:30] Anthony Ha: But what a captivating taste this mold elicits!
[21:31] Anthony Ha: Be it tangy, mild, bitter or pungent, cheese fills a variety of moods and memories.
[21:32] Anthony Ha: Whether melty or solid, soft or crumbled, cheese is by far the greatest creation known to man, far surpassing the automobile or the internet.
[21:32] Anthony Ha: Let it be known that I shall be buried with cheese.
[21:33] Anthony Ha: Dare I say, if I were to die by asphyxiation via cheese, I shall die without regrets.
[21:34] Anthony Ha: Just make sure it's not feta or brie.
[21:34] Anthony Ha: That shits disguting.
[21:34] Anthony Ha: Oh shit typo.
[21:34] Anthony Ha: Time for a shot!

Jon Travolta is Disappoint

me:  LOL

along with Horoscope sites

my company also blocked the Scientology website

because it's "cult or occult."

 Tu-Anh:  really?

who is doing this???

 me:  I don't know

 Tu-Anh:  is there a position at your company where they decide what gets blocked each day??

 me:  GOD I WANT THAT POSITION IF IT EXISTS

"And today I block... Google.  Google shall not be seen today. WUAHAHAHA"

"And tomorrow, I shall block... the State of Florida."

"For the next thirty seconds, I shall block anything leading to the electronics department of eBay, because I REALLY wanna win this TV auction..."

Such power...

overwhelming...