The Only Thing Bigger Than my Ego is my Desire to Inflate It

Anthony Ha:  actually the hottest thing about her

Anthony Ha:  is that she has NO self-confidence

Anthony Ha:  I...

Anthony Ha:  I CAN FIX THIS ONE

Ephraim Egan: dude

Ephraim Egan: i think this is an Ares/Cancer thing

Ephraim Egan: I CAN FIX YOU

Anthony Ha: Yeah, Cancer does it out of genuine concern

Anthony Ha: Ares does it as a quest for glory.

Anthony Ha: "And after I'm DONE fixing you... GET THEE TO A NUNNERY"

Ephraim Egan:  for glory!

Universal Cure

[12:29] Tu-Anh Nguyen: Le is getting sick :(
[12:29] Tu-Anh Nguyen: no bonus points for me...
[12:31] Anthony Ha: I was getting sick this morning too, since I hung out with Jean and Eph yesterday and they were both sick
[12:31] Anthony Ha: But I cured it by waking up in the morning and not giving a shit.
[12:32] Anthony Ha: My throat was getting sore, so i started singing Linkin Park songs
[12:32] Anthony Ha: I had a headache so I listened to Fox News.
[12:32] Anthony Ha: My body was like "wtf this man is crazy, he's going to kill us!" and immediately got better

Jump Start Your Career

[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: I need to come up with a new goal at work...
[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: every year everyone has goals to meet...for our performance reviews...
[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: I've accomplished one now I gotta come up with a new one
[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: see what you get when you reach goals?
[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: ugh....
[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: wanna come up with one for me? :D
[18:05] Anthony Ha: I would, but I think it would shorten your lifespan.
[18:06] Anthony Ha: And may involve observing the mating rituals of Floridian crocodiles at hilariously close range.
[18:07] Tu-Anh Nguyen: oh man now I’m curious.
[18:07] Anthony Ha: that was just preparation.
[18:07] Anthony Ha: Step one out of (number between 10 and 10,000)
[18:08] Tu-Anh Nguyen: (why am I even encouraging this...)
[18:08] Anthony Ha: (I don't know)
[18:08] Tu-Anh Nguyen: go on...
[18:08] Anthony Ha: Step two involves Yeti's. 
[18:08] Tu-Anh Nguyen: :D
[18:09] Anthony Ha: I want you to do the whole "stuff Luke into a dead Ton Ton to keep him warm" bit. But you're Luke. With a live Yeti.
[18:09] Tu-Anh Nguyen: its spelled taun-taun
[18:09] Anthony Ha: If the Yeti dies, you fail.
[18:09] Anthony Ha: If you die, I win.
[18:09] Tu-Anh Nguyen: so where do I win then...
[18:09] Anthony Ha: That's irrelevant.
[18:10] Tu-Anh Nguyen: ah.
[18:10] Anthony Ha: honestly, I was actually thinking REALLY hard of giving you a serious answer.
[18:10] Anthony Ha: And in the process came up with this... man
[18:10] Anthony Ha: Maybe I should think really hard about giving you a stupid answer.
[18:11] Tu-Anh Nguyen: you know...this is actually kinda relevant to my work...it being referenced by star wars...
[18:11] Anthony Ha: Yay, half point
[18:11] Anthony Ha: and thanks for the spelling correction for tuanh tuanh
[18:11] Anthony Ha: you big hairy snow camel.

This is a Hyper Combo

[17:03] Tu-Anh Nguyen: you should totally be Deadpool for Halloween one of these days
[17:03] Tu-Anh Nguyen: you’re practically him
[17:04] Anthony Ha: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
[17:04] Anthony Ha: You just validated my whole life existence, because for all this time I've been trying SOOOO hard to be Deadpool, and no one noticed.
[17:04] Anthony Ha: But you...
[17:04] Anthony Ha: *cries*
[17:04] Anthony Ha: You did.
[17:04] Anthony Ha: GOD
[17:04] Anthony Ha: if you weren't a man I'd hump your leg.

And Tomorrow, You Will Be Dead to Me

[00:14] Jisa: omg so sloshed
[00:14] Jisa: didn't mean to get so sloshed
[00:14] Anthony Ha: sorry, I have a feeling you'll be mad at me tomorrow
[00:15] Jisa: dunno
[00:15] Jisa: let you know tomorrow...
[00:16] Anthony Ha: I drink to the potential end of our friendship!
[00:16] Anthony Ha: I also drink to our prolonged friendship.
[00:16] Anthony Ha: Just covering all my bases.
[00:17] Jisa: i might not even remember this convo
[00:17] Jisa: but have a drink if you want to
[00:18] Anthony Ha: Done

High-Octane Nightmare Fuel

[22:53] Jisa: oh come on
[22:53] Jisa: what's a bottle of beer gonna do
[22:53] Anthony Ha: *imagines*
[22:53] Anthony Ha: *Mission Impossible BGM*
[22:54] Anthony Ha: *Drives a Honda Civic off a cliff, that turns into a harrier jet*
[22:54] Anthony Ha: *Parachutes from the jet onto an ocean liner, filled with beautiful women*
[22:54] Anthony Ha: *Finds that the ocean liner has no liquor, considers it a trap, and swims to Scotland*
[22:55] Anthony Ha: *Begins wearing a kilt*
[22:55] Anthony Ha: *WAKES UP FROM NIGHTMARE*
[22:55] Anthony Ha: Shit
[22:55] Anthony Ha: I will NOT have that beer.
[22:55] Jisa: kilts scare you that much?
[22:55] Anthony Ha: I don't... like... wearing skirts...
[22:55] Anthony Ha: brings back... the memories...
[22:56] Anthony Ha: ERASE
[22:56] Jisa: would there happen to be physical proof of said memories?
[22:56] Anthony Ha: Don't let my nightmare... become yours too

To Be Honest, I Had My Head Down the Whole Time

[07:16] Random Chick: hey
[07:16] Random Chick: r u bz?
[07:18] Anthony Ha: I'm a little drunk, if that counts.
[07:19] Random Chick: The following items help you judge the quality of the website.
[07:19] Random Chick: 1.) The authority and the number of hits 2.) the funding and the number of hits 3.) the details on the site and the timeliness of the site 4.) the funding source and the information’s timeliness
[07:19] Random Chick: maybe the last one?
[07:19] Random Chick: the fundin source...
[07:20] Anthony Ha: Details and timeliness
[07:21] Random Chick: 100% sure?
[07:21] Anthony Ha: I'm drunk
[07:21] Random Chick: so i guess not

Problem, Morality?

[23:44] Anthony Ha: I only have one rule, and that's "don't mess around with a girl if you know she'll get hurt in the end."
[23:45] Anthony Ha: ever since I came up with that rule, I've been single.
[23:45] Anthony Ha: Stupid rules.
[23:45] Jisa: i'm sorry
[23:45] Jisa: but it is a good rule
[23:45] Anthony Ha: BAH
[23:46] Anthony Ha: I can't sleep with drunk girls, I can't sleep with married girls, I can't sleep with girls who have boyfriends... and at my age they’re all I seem to run into.

Problem, Rapist?

[23:09] Jisa: my tolerance has gone up though
[23:09] Anthony Ha: I'm glad to hear it
[23:09] Jisa: i can do half the bottle
[23:10] Jisa: at least
[23:10] Anthony Ha: it always warms my heart when I find that a woman can drink
[23:10] Jisa: i blame stress
[23:10] Anthony Ha: I guess I need to go find me some stressed out women
[23:13] Anthony Ha: Unlike most guys, I find it a huge turn off when girls get drunk too fast
[23:13] Anthony Ha: but anyway
[23:13] Anthony Ha: I think I've said it before
[23:13] Anthony Ha: but the best defense against date rape is a high tolerance
[23:13] Jisa: lol
[23:13] Anthony Ha: so you're doing this for your own protection
[23:13] Anthony Ha: kanpai!

Problem, Pseudonyms?

[23:04] Anthony Ha: you can use my account on crunchyroll if you want better quality or faster subs
[23:04] Jisa: thanks
[23:04] Jisa: must write that down
[23:05] Jisa: can't really be counted on to remember anything at the moment
[23:05] Jisa: including my own name...
[23:05] Anthony Ha: don't worry, I'll incorrectly remind you
[23:06] Anthony Ha: if you wake up under the impression that your name is "Shawanda," it's probably my fault.
[23:06] Jisa: lol
[23:06] Jisa: too many names
[23:06] Jisa: can't keep it all straight sometimes
[23:07] Anthony Ha: It's okay, Taniqua.

Problem, Liver?

[22:40] Jisa: hey
[22:40] Anthony Ha: you again
[22:40] Anthony Ha: how come I only get messages from you when I'm drunk?
[22:40] Anthony Ha: or maybe I'm always drunk
[22:40] Anthony Ha: no matter
[22:40] Anthony Ha: how are you?
[22:40] Jisa: not drunk
[22:40] Jisa: and kinda envious of your drunkness
[22:41] Anthony Ha: that's somewhat of a sad statement
[22:41] Jisa: i think i might be developing a bit of a problem...
[22:41] Jisa: but no matter

Tastes Like Tomorrow's Gonna Suck

[09:44] Jisa: this is probably tmi but i just threw up... it feels like something is pounding in the front of my skull trying to get out
[09:45] Anthony Ha: And that's why you don't go out for drinks with aliens.
[09:45] Jisa: lol
[09:46] Jisa: am i hung over?
[09:46] Anthony Ha: if you don't remember, then yes.
[09:46] Jisa: i had 2 sips
[09:53] Anthony Ha: Two sips of what?
[09:54] Jisa: chinese rice wine
[09:54] Anthony Ha: You mean that stuff that tastes like pure gasoline?
[09:54] Jisa: ...yes?
[09:55] Anthony Ha: Well there's your answer.
[09:56] Anthony Ha: The last time I drank pure gasoline, I developed cancer and died. You're lucky you just got a headache.