Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Jump Start Your Career


[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: I need to come up with a new goal at work...
[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: every year everyone has goals to meet...for our performance reviews...
[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: I've accomplished one now I gotta come up with a new one
[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: see what you get when you reach goals?
[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: ugh....
[18:04] Tu-Anh Nguyen: wanna come up with one for me? :D
[18:05] Anthony Ha: I would, but I think it would shorten your lifespan.
[18:06] Anthony Ha: And may involve observing the mating rituals of Floridian crocodiles at hilariously close range.
[18:07] Tu-Anh Nguyen: oh man now I’m curious.
[18:07] Anthony Ha: that was just preparation.
[18:07] Anthony Ha: Step one out of (number between 10 and 10,000)
[18:08] Tu-Anh Nguyen: (why am I even encouraging this...)
[18:08] Anthony Ha: (I don't know)
[18:08] Tu-Anh Nguyen: go on...
[18:08] Anthony Ha: Step two involves Yeti's. 
[18:08] Tu-Anh Nguyen: :D
[18:09] Anthony Ha: I want you to do the whole "stuff Luke into a dead Ton Ton to keep him warm" bit. But you're Luke. With a live Yeti.
[18:09] Tu-Anh Nguyen: its spelled taun-taun
[18:09] Anthony Ha: If the Yeti dies, you fail.
[18:09] Anthony Ha: If you die, I win.
[18:09] Tu-Anh Nguyen: so where do I win then...
[18:09] Anthony Ha: That's irrelevant.
[18:10] Tu-Anh Nguyen: ah.
[18:10] Anthony Ha: honestly, I was actually thinking REALLY hard of giving you a serious answer.
[18:10] Anthony Ha: And in the process came up with this... man
[18:10] Anthony Ha: Maybe I should think really hard about giving you a stupid answer.
[18:11] Tu-Anh Nguyen: you know...this is actually kinda relevant to my work...it being referenced by star wars...
[18:11] Anthony Ha: Yay, half point
[18:11] Anthony Ha: and thanks for the spelling correction for tuanh tuanh
[18:11] Anthony Ha: you big hairy snow camel.







Thursday, October 6, 2011

This is a Hyper Combo

[17:03] Tu-Anh Nguyen: you should totally be Deadpool for Halloween one of these days
[17:03] Tu-Anh Nguyen: you’re practically him
[17:04] Anthony Ha: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
[17:04] Anthony Ha: You just validated my whole life existence, because for all this time I've been trying SOOOO hard to be Deadpool, and no one noticed.
[17:04] Anthony Ha: But you...
[17:04] Anthony Ha: *cries*
[17:04] Anthony Ha: You did.
[17:04] Anthony Ha: GOD
[17:04] Anthony Ha: if you weren't a man I'd hump your leg.

And Tomorrow, You Will Be Dead to Me

[00:14] Jisa: omg so sloshed
[00:14] Jisa: didn't mean to get so sloshed
[00:14] Anthony Ha: sorry, I have a feeling you'll be mad at me tomorrow
[00:15] Jisa: dunno
[00:15] Jisa: let you know tomorrow...
[00:16] Anthony Ha: I drink to the potential end of our friendship!
[00:16] Anthony Ha: I also drink to our prolonged friendship.
[00:16] Anthony Ha: Just covering all my bases.
[00:17] Jisa: i might not even remember this convo
[00:17] Jisa: but have a drink if you want to
[00:18] Anthony Ha: Done