Thursday, February 9, 2012

I Also Play Chess By Myself *sadface*

To Tu-Anh Nguyen (who never responded)

[21:28] Anthony Ha: ahoy
[21:28] Anthony Ha: before you start talking to me like a normal human being
[21:29] Anthony Ha: please be aware that I'm REALLLL drunk right now
[21:29] Anthony Ha: then again, you may not even be there
[21:29] Anthony Ha: you may have forgotten to log off, as you oft do.
[21:29] Anthony Ha: And as such, I shall ramble to my heart's content
[21:29] Anthony Ha: to this shadow of an internet entity you've left for me to converse with.
[21:30] Anthony Ha: I shall start with my appreciation of cheese.
[21:30] Anthony Ha: Indeed, cheese is nothing more than delicious mold.
[21:30] Anthony Ha: Made from the udders of a creature that smells like ass regardless of the farm or field from which it was raised.
[21:30] Anthony Ha: But what a captivating taste this mold elicits!
[21:31] Anthony Ha: Be it tangy, mild, bitter or pungent, cheese fills a variety of moods and memories.
[21:32] Anthony Ha: Whether melty or solid, soft or crumbled, cheese is by far the greatest creation known to man, far surpassing the automobile or the internet.
[21:32] Anthony Ha: Let it be known that I shall be buried with cheese.
[21:33] Anthony Ha: Dare I say, if I were to die by asphyxiation via cheese, I shall die without regrets.
[21:34] Anthony Ha: Just make sure it's not feta or brie.
[21:34] Anthony Ha: That shits disguting.
[21:34] Anthony Ha: Oh shit typo.
[21:34] Anthony Ha: Time for a shot!

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