Critical Withdrawal

In regards to playing Street Fighter IV AE 2012 after work...

Um, Nelson 3:17 PM

What time are you off today?

I’m out early (at 5)

Ha, Anthony 3:30 PM

I gotta leave around 5 though

Um, Nelson 3:34 PM

Dang

You’re doing this on purpose

Since you know you're off today

And i'm kicking butt 

Well go ahead and run with your tail between your legs

Ha, Anthony 3:34 PM

Gladly

You need to understand

You beating me

Is an affront to the universe, and reality itself

Therefore, I must avoid you

To save the universe

You may not thank me

But millions of yet unborn children will.

Um, Nelson 3:35 PM

Idiot